Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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