My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
