She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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