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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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