he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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