he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail