is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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