I accidentally burped into my bong.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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