I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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