If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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