Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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