i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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