do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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