Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You're like the curious george of whores
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
