im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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