They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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