I'm drive I can fine osifer
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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