i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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