So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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