My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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