Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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