If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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