I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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