community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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