I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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