Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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