erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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