playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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