This girl is more easily done than said...
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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