And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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