My Higher Power is John Stamos
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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