ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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