He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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