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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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