I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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