Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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