yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So vagazzling was a success
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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