the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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