soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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