Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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