actually, I'm a sock model
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize