Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
You are the jesus of drinking
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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