I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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