are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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