don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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