Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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