Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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