can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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