So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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