im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
there is glitter all over my balls
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