my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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