Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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