Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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