If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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